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erronis

(23,220 posts)
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 08:23 PM 17 hrs ago

Pam Bondi Is Such A Bitch -- JoJoFromJerz

https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/pam-bondi-is-such-a-bitch

A Pedophile Protector in Pumps & Pinstripes

As always, JoJo has a whole lot to say, and with colorful words. I'll just grab the first bits...

It was another day ending in Y in Donald Trump's motherfucking America. And there we were again, dragged into yet another gobsmacking gauntlet of gilded grift and grievance theater -- a stress test of our sanity, our restraint, our daytime sobriety and our ability to resist the urge to chuck the goddamn remote control through the goddamn living room window.

I was watching clips from the Bondi hearing -- which dragged its bloated carcass across my screen for hours -- and it was the single most unprofessional, evasive, petulant, mean-girl spectacle I have ever seen in my life.

She was smarmy. Insufferable. Condescending. Combative. And so fucking rude.

Was she raised by a marauding band of exiled Real Housewives, bottle-fed on boxed Pinot Grigio and menthols, left to marinate in a playpen with a bleach cocktail and a stack of National Enquirers? Did she learn her signature brand of venom by mainlining reruns of Jerry Springer and YouTube compilations of cats getting drop-kicked?

. . .


And the perfect example of this asshoe:
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Pam Bondi Is Such A Bitch -- JoJoFromJerz (Original Post) erronis 17 hrs ago OP
Pam Bondi is Trump's Ghislaine Maxwell. That is all. nt Dulcinea 17 hrs ago #1
I hate her dry died hair and her guts. What an evil bitch is. Trueblue1968 15 hrs ago #25
Bondi is looking a bit haggard UpInArms 17 hrs ago #2
Damn Traildogbob 17 hrs ago #7
She looks like a hexenbiest from the show "Grimm" FoxNewsSucks 16 hrs ago #16
I think all that hate and vile StarryNite 16 hrs ago #18
There's a word that describes her ...... Bread and Circuses 17 hrs ago #3
Definitely. FoxNewsSucks 16 hrs ago #15
Her name itself is likely to become a descriptive noun. calimary 14 hrs ago #27
No judge would put up that attitude and behavior. no_hypocrisy 17 hrs ago #4
Disbarment is warranted. The Wizard 16 hrs ago #11
Clear contempt of Congress. returnee 56 min ago #33
Even the republicans in congress shouldnt be willing to tolerate it. Volaris 6 hrs ago #29
Look who headed the hearing and how he acted... gave her free reign and played right along, rolled his eyes at and JudyM 2 hrs ago #32
Smarmy is a great word for it. While it was all insufferable, I thought her new (to me) tactic was particularly smarmy. CincyDem 17 hrs ago #5
Snarling bitch, yes. CousinIT 17 hrs ago #6
I think someone named her as the dump's consigliere. erronis 17 hrs ago #8
trump's snarling bitch describes that fucking bitch pretty good (imo) nt orleans 16 hrs ago #13
Yes, it does. FoxNewsSucks 15 hrs ago #19
Princess Pamela Blondi, nose in the air. Sogo 17 hrs ago #9
Haughty whore. poli-junkie 16 hrs ago #10
If Bondi had a regular job, Grim Chieftain 16 hrs ago #12
Watched as much as I could, but wasn't much. Her talking over the Reps questioning her was despicable. Fla Dem 16 hrs ago #14
She sure didn't do herself any favors. ReRe 15 hrs ago #22
The way she clinches her fucking teeth. hamsterjill 16 hrs ago #17
Don't know if I'd call her a "bitch: . . . AverageOldGuy 15 hrs ago #20
Can we retire the word bitch? evemac 15 hrs ago #21
This old feminist agrees. Shall we just call her VILE? CTyankee 15 hrs ago #24
(It's not a slur if it's true......) lastlib 14 hrs ago #26
Yes, it is a slur still obamanut2012 5 hrs ago #31
Seriously agree obamanut2012 5 hrs ago #30
She has a smug, arrogant look about her; a look of total disrespect for everyone in the room. patphil 15 hrs ago #23
True, and it's sickening. FoxNewsSucks 13 hrs ago #28

Trueblue1968

(19,160 posts)
25. I hate her dry died hair and her guts. What an evil bitch is.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:08 PM
15 hrs ago

Nasty, mean hearted and rude. She will be in hell forever. Satans dishwasher.

UpInArms

(54,494 posts)
2. Bondi is looking a bit haggard
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 08:34 PM
17 hrs ago

Her makeup is not covering the dark circles and creeping etch lines



She’s going to need thicker spackle

Traildogbob

(12,764 posts)
7. Damn
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 08:58 PM
17 hrs ago

This picture looks Like Lindsay Graham in a wig when he pissy fits. Both, raging bitches. Both listed in the files.

StarryNite

(12,056 posts)
18. I think all that hate and vile
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 10:03 PM
16 hrs ago

is aging her like an old banana that fell out of someone’s grocery bag onto a parking lot in Phoenix at 2:00 pm on the hottest day of the year.

FoxNewsSucks

(11,588 posts)
15. Definitely.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 09:57 PM
16 hrs ago

At least most people called "bitches" have one or more minor redeeming qualities. The word she deserves applies to anyone who is so much worse that they have NO redeeming qualities at all. None.

That's Bondi.

calimary

(89,345 posts)
27. Her name itself is likely to become a descriptive noun.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:44 PM
14 hrs ago

Or it could become a verb, as in “she really Bondi’d herself in that latest news clip.”

no_hypocrisy

(54,604 posts)
4. No judge would put up that attitude and behavior.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 08:35 PM
17 hrs ago

Contempt of Court followed by an Ethics Complaint followed by Censure or Disbarment.

Volaris

(11,535 posts)
29. Even the republicans in congress shouldnt be willing to tolerate it.
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 07:24 AM
6 hrs ago

She's not there for a debate in a public forum. She's a WITNESS in an Article 1 oversight hearing. She needs to sit down and shut her fuckin mouth.
I've seen drunk strippers better behaved at work than that woman was yesterday.

JudyM

(29,685 posts)
32. Look who headed the hearing and how he acted... gave her free reign and played right along, rolled his eyes at and
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 11:46 AM
2 hrs ago

not-so-subtly mocked Dems.

CincyDem

(7,348 posts)
5. Smarmy is a great word for it. While it was all insufferable, I thought her new (to me) tactic was particularly smarmy.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 08:36 PM
17 hrs ago

At the beginning of virtually every republican, she asked "can I respond to that". didn't matter if there was a question hanging from the Dem or not. Then she went on some rant, usually referencing her "hit list" binder to be sure she got her slander in without having to hear any follow up from the Dem (because it was technically the republican's time). I only check a few but it seemed like the time she took did not get charged to the republican.

smarmy move to get the last word in.

CousinIT

(12,383 posts)
6. Snarling bitch, yes.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 08:57 PM
17 hrs ago

We need to rename her job title. She’s not Attorney General of the US. She’s the Attorney General of Donald Trump.

Grim Chieftain

(1,448 posts)
12. If Bondi had a regular job,
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 09:32 PM
16 hrs ago

management would probably recommend her for a psych evaluation after today's bizarre performance.

Fla Dem

(27,503 posts)
14. Watched as much as I could, but wasn't much. Her talking over the Reps questioning her was despicable.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 09:44 PM
16 hrs ago

She does look a bit stressed. And what is she using on her eyelashes???? Black putty?

ReRe

(12,183 posts)
22. She sure didn't do herself any favors.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 10:46 PM
15 hrs ago

"Unkempt" is a word that came to my mind. Should have taken a tranquilizer before heading into her very deserved personal combine. The whole world was watching, after all.

hamsterjill

(17,216 posts)
17. The way she clinches her fucking teeth.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 10:02 PM
16 hrs ago

It's the mark of someone who is a practiced liar - and boy, has she practiced. I cannot wait until she is tried, convicted and put away.

AverageOldGuy

(3,590 posts)
20. Don't know if I'd call her a "bitch: . . .
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 10:28 PM
15 hrs ago

I know a couple of real bitches . . . . . . Bondi gives them a bad name.

evemac

(288 posts)
21. Can we retire the word bitch?
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 10:44 PM
15 hrs ago

I agree she is horrible and terribly childish in her responses, but as a feminist, I just would rather people use descriptive words that are not sexist-based.

CTyankee

(67,928 posts)
24. This old feminist agrees. Shall we just call her VILE?
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:05 PM
15 hrs ago

She is a vile human being. I feel sorry for anyone who has to interact with her for any reason.

lastlib

(27,835 posts)
26. (It's not a slur if it's true......)
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:14 PM
14 hrs ago

(my 2cts.)

I don't know of another person I would call that, but I don't shrink from applying it to EvaBlondi. I just wish she would swallow the cyanide capsule.......

obamanut2012

(29,265 posts)
30. Seriously agree
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 08:25 AM
5 hrs ago

Some if the comments in this thread aren't great.

Bondi is vile and s sociopath. We don't need gendered slurs.

patphil

(8,854 posts)
23. She has a smug, arrogant look about her; a look of total disrespect for everyone in the room.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:03 PM
15 hrs ago

But when she speaks about Trump, she's all gushy in her obvious worship of the man...her lord and master.

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