Noem has been fired. n/t

[LuckyCharms]

[LuckyCharms]

1. Markwayne Mullin replaces.

[choie]

2. You're joking, right?

[LuckyCharms]

3. MSNOW. Developing...

[peppertree]

52. I hear you. Markwayne Mullet is like something out of a cross between 'Fatherland' and 'Mississippi Burning'

He never quite knows whether to burn a cross, or sieg heil.

[eShirl]

5. confirmed!

on msnbc scrawl
edit: yes I'm old, dammit

[Kid Berwyn]

15. The Asshole from Oklahoma

I wonder if Corey Lewandowski has real feelings for him, too?

[fujiyamasan]

21. Mullin may be one of the most pathetic ass kissers so Trump gets a loyalist

Who likely won’t be any more incompetent than Noem, but won’t attract as much attention as well.

Not necessarily a good thing. I’m expecting more depravity and more brutality, but better presented.

[Zorro]

22. Poached from the Mensa membership list

[Dulcinea]

32. WhoTF names their kid Markwayne anyway?

Asking for a friend.

[hamsterjill]

53. Someone named Johnwayne?

I'm sorry, I've been drinking with SSJVegeta's dog!!!!!

[Figarosmom]

51. I guess during this time

That trump needs protection against assassination plots trump hiring the dumbest man on the planet is for the best.

[hatrack]

54. I'm sure Senator Kickass T. Horsefucker is up to the challenge . . .

He'll do a fine job!

[allegorical oracle]

4. MS NOW is saying she's being replaced by Mark Wayne Mullen. Not sure that's good.

Sorry that I misspelled his name....

[eShirl]

6. one less R Senator?

[ITAL]

9. His replacement will be appointed within days

[dsc]

13. nope gov appoints repelacement

may be a special election but it would be OK.

[efhmc]

7. No one NotAKing picks will be/canbe any good.

[TheRickles]

12. It's good in that there's one less R Senator for the moment.

So fewer R defections would be needed to get a D majority on upcoming votes.

[Johonny]

14. How does he look in a cowboy hat

And filler?

[Conjuay]

31. someone better make sure all her costumes are returned to central casting.

[InstantGratification]

40. Will she

be taking her special blankie with her?

[patphil]

45. Cory has it in a biefcase handcuffed to his wrist.

[popsdenver]

44. Does she get to keep

all her high priced jets and her Adultery partner in her newly created directorship????????????

[flashman13]

46. No - You are correct. It is all one word.

That's Markwayne Moron.

[dalton99a]

8. Noem replaced by certified moron.

[LuckyCharms]

11. Yup. n/t

[BlueKota]

30. One moron leads to another.

A true chain of fools.

[EdmondDantes_]

39. I believe it's a condition of employment in the Trump administration

Nobody can be smarter than Trump and so you end up with a series of fools.

[Ol Janx Spirit]

49. Except everyone is smarter than Turnip, so how exactly does it work?

Is there a stupidity field around the man?

Is it one of those "one whiff" kind of things?

Is it a device you have to wear?

Is the kidnapping of loved ones involved?

[stage left]

42. He announces that he's an idiot

every time he opens his mouth.

[jls4561]

10. She's now a "special" envoy. Wonder what she can grift off that.

And good grief, Markwayne Mullin.

The good news is he’ll have to resign from the Senate.
The bad news is it’s Markwayne Mullin.

I’m sure he’ll be kind and compassionate when dealing with disaster victims and refugees

[underpants]

16. See ya

[City Lights]

17. Noem, your bus is here...

[LuckyCharms]

19. The bus has a queen size bed in it.

[City Lights]

23. LOL, definitely! nt

[Zorro]

18. Looks like Trump wanted a fighter

Someone who will physically threaten those pesky Dems who ask probing questions.

[Deminpenn]

20. 1 down

Guess Corey's out of a job now, too.

[DET]

24. Oh yeah, he's qualified...

From a brief search…Mullin is a rancher and restaurant owner who owns the family plumbing business in Oklahoma. He does not have a college degree. He prides himself on his Christian values. He’s the guy who tried to rip away Al Green’s sign at the SOTU. Total suck up. Another great pick, piggie.

[tanyev]

25. Oh no! Did she rescue her special blankie?

[BlueKota]

27. 😆

[Conjuay]

33. yeah, does that pilot get reinstated?

[usedtobedemgurl]

47. I read he immediately got reinstated

As no one else could fly, or maybe land, the plane. So illustrative of this regime!!!!!

[BlueKota]

26. Crossing fingers Bimbo Barbie Bondi can be next.

Not holding my breath, but one can still hope. I loathe everyone in this administration.

[Ping Tung]

28. Here;s his message to Truthout.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026. The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Kristi for her service at �Homeland.�

Serving 10 years in the United States House of Representatives, and 3 in the Senate, Markwayne has done a tremendous job representing the wonderful People of Oklahoma, where I won all 77 out of 77 Counties � in 2016, 2020, and 2024! A MAGA Warrior, and former undefeated professional MMA fighter, Markwayne truly gets along well with people, and knows the Wisdom and Courage required to Advance our America First Agenda. As the only Native American in the Senate, Markwayne is a fantastic advocate for our incredible Tribal Communities. Markwayne will work tirelessly to Keep our Border Secure, Stop Migrant Crime, Murderers, and other Criminals from illegally entering our Country, End the Scourge of Illegal Drugs and, MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN. Markwayne will make a spectacular Secretary of Homeland Security. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

[Jim__]

29. I guess Trump found someone even stupider.

[ForgedCrank]

34. I'ts not

making sense to me.
If someone rubs Trump the wrong way, they are fired, gone. Noem has reportedly been reassigned to some new security thing Trump is blabbing about.
Doesn't add up, I'm not sure what to think of it

[surfered]

35. Our situation has not improved

[Kali]

36. Shield of the Americas?

is that some kind of panty liner?

[BluenFLA]

37. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

The dog killer should never have been confirmed in the first place. It was probably the revelation about the firm she used for those so called PSAs was what did her in.

[The Madcap]

38. Puppies of the world...Rejoice!!!

[calimary]

48. Puppies and the rest of us, too!

But I feel like holding any celebrations til there’s REALLY something to celebrate: it’ll start with “he’s GONE.”

[MarcoZandrini]

41. Looks like....

….Corey Lumpdowski is out if a job.

[Gato Moteado]

43. she wasn't exactly fired from the administration....

...just moved to a different position:

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116178030946996760

[mdbl]

50. I wish people would quit celebrating, we still have to see her ugly mug being an assholesomewhere else.

[Melon]

55. Haha. Well deserved.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

56. The new job will give Noem more opportunities for cosplay

Link to tweet