WARNING. If an atheist offers you jam on toast ...

[mahatmakanejeeves]

EnemyOfMyAnemone
‪@c0rm13r.bsky.social‬



3:47 PM · Mar 19, 2026

— EnemyOfMyAnemone (@c0rm13r.bsky.social) 2026-03-19T19:46:59.630Z

[Faux pas]

1. Yeah I do that to all

toast I offer to xtians!

[Goonch]

2. ;-{).....

[pandr32]

3. I guess that comes from having to say 'Jesus' by mouth.

It must have power. A name on food is by mouth.
Still, Satan is a myth, but even if he was real he is far less scary than the god of the old testament.
Maybe they should just say Beetlejuice three times.

[3Hotdogs]

17. But dont'ja just once in a while, wish Satan was real?

[pandr32]

29. You betcha!

The traitor in our White House would be very easy to trick into a deal for his soul, but then again--maybe not. He might not have one to take.

[Woodwizard]

28. Right.

When I was reading the old testament I thought this guy is a psycho. Was brought up Catholic not a big of it stuck.

[MineralMan]

4. Just LOL!

Well, if you can believe one unbelievable thing, you can believe anything, I guess.

[EarthFirst]

5. I'm here for the satan toast...

…I’ll pay you with my Soros protest dollars.

Stimulating the economy one satan toast at a time!

[milestogo]

6. I think I see the Virgin Mary in the A.

[Doodley]

7. Pastor Alex needs a lesson on Satan. Satan would take people's healthcare away. Satan would bomb a girl's school.

Satan word launch missiles at men in fishing boats. Satan would take away people's ability to feed their families. Satan would cut cancer research for childhood cancers. Satan would cut aid that helped millions around the world. Satan would take from the poor and give to the rich. Satan would spend more time lying, bragging, denigrating others and helping himself than doing anything to help others. Need I go on?

[mwmisses4289]

8. Seriously?!?

Smh in disgust.
Somebody needs to get that pastor to a psych ward!

[some_of_us_are_sane]

9. Satan on Toast????

Pastor Alex's BRAIN is toast!

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. According to LGBTQNation, PastorAlexLove is a satirical account

A video of Anderson’s screaming fit was posted by the satirical Twitter account @PastorAlexLove. The account’s bio reads, “Special Prayer only $100. DM me for details.” Along with the video, the account tweeted, “The Church of the Forgiving Eagle would like to apologise for Brother Joshua’s small outburst yesterday.” @PastorAlexLove has over 39,100 followers.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/07/anti-lgbtq-hate-pastor-has-screaming-fit-after-kicking-out-man-for-wanting-to-pray/

And yeah, this looks like satire:

Link to tweet

"As of late, there have been terrible terrible rumours circulating on the internet that I am not a Pastor and that I am only pretending to be a Pastor.

Here is my OFFICIAL PASTOR CERTIFICATE that I hereby put on PUBLIC RECORD.

Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle 🙏🏾"

[PatrickforB]

15. You gotta be shitting me! The church of the forgiving eagle??? Samuel J Syn? LOL n/t

[3catwoman3]

11. Even if this is satire, there will be plenty of gullible sheeple...

...who will believe it.

[3_Limes]

12. I know people who would tale this seriously, and worry about it.

It needs to be mocked. But it's scary that you can right away if it's satire or not.

And there are just too many wacko "pastors" to keep track of!!

[PatrickforB]

13. So...this Alex guy actually thinks he is a Christian? Sigh. n/t

[IronLionZion]

14. Someone writing Satan with jam is very high on my list of concerns in life

[PatrickforB]

16. No doubt! Silly me, I'd rather have healthcare...n/t

[GreenWave]

18. Hey. We are stll waiting for the eye witness first hand reports from the Romans.

[Demnation]

19. Why would an atheist write Satan? Stupid.

[NNadir]

20. Our secret is out.

I rarely use smilies but will now.

[NewLarry]

21. I'm good with that

just so long as it's seedless!

[multigraincracker]

22. Any members here from Norfolk

that can drive by the bunker for some more-info?

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

23. If Christians would study egyptology they might learn how the name satan was crafted.

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[spanone]

24. More like Pasture alex.

[Zambero]

25. Jesus Jelly to the rescue!

However, make up a sandwich with J.J. and Satan toast, and the entire universe vaporises!

[Beartracks]

26. Why would an *atheist* believe in Satan?

[markie]

27. at the protest today...

a woman yelled from car... "READ THE BIBLE!" wow! a man behind me had a sign "Love Thy Neighbor"

some Xtians are all so confused