Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Aspirated on his on saliva at the thought of appointing his very own SCOTUS Chief Justice?

Succumbed to yet annother "assassination" "attempt?"

Collapsed while bleeding from the nose and ears and covered in bruises?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason you can name?

[BH liberal]

1. It would help...

if the aspiring Trumpshooters would spend more time at the rifle range first.

[SocialDemocrat61]

6. True

https://youtube.com/shorts/3rmombDC90o?si=qcjfPZatBlh2dIq3

[BH liberal]

23. Good find!

Spot on about the deterioration of marksmanship in this country...

[Unrepentant Fenian]

29. That is hilarious!

[Easterncedar]

2. I do appreciate the optimism that underlies this daily question

May we all live long enough for the celebration

[BH liberal]

3. Sighs of relief...

and cries of joy will ensue.

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. Bet $100 billion on the Cleveland Cavaliers

They lost and he couldn't pay up, so...

[hlthe2b]

5. --Ignored every aid and R Congressman sent to tell him 'NO!' to the ballroom, but then...

Collapsed in a convulsive 'fit.' This guy was hard to ignore with his adamant 'NO!!!!'

[MustLoveBeagles]

30. Poor gorilla 😔

[Goonch]

7. ;-{) STRONG MAN IMMINENT MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION ON STAGE

[Joinfortmill]

8. No, goddammit, but he looks like the 'walking dead'.

[SheltieLover]

9. Sadly, not yet. Don't lose heart, there is plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur!

[chouchou]

10. When I rise out of bed, I dread he's not dead.

[niyad]

11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

13. We share your dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[malaise]

15. You win the thread today

Worst human ever 😀

[SheltieLover]

22. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

12. So much scare tissue that he turned into a giant carbuncle.

[malaise]

14. No but

Given that his brothers both croaked before 80 and there are only 20 days to go until June 14, I am really hoping for a croaking.

[dalton99a]

16. Kick

[littlemissmartypants]

17. 🌞Good morning!

My suggestion is ...
Struck by Russia's Oreshnik intermediate-range ballistic missile reportedly strategically rerouted by the crackerjack team of experts in the Ukrainian Army when they hacked Starlink to commandeer the bomb's software.

Mostly fantasy...
But a girl can dream.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. ❤️

[LaRaven]

18. A Fitting Farewell to TSF

While holding yet another ridiculous press conference in front of the big ballroom empty hole, TSF is whacked by an excavator and flies through the air landing upside down into the hole. And to make matters worse, a dump truck happens to empty a full load on top of him.

And the press gets it all on camera

[malaise]

19. Nice

😀

[littlemissmartypants]

20. 😹

[twodogsbarking]

21. Dozens of 30 year old Toyota pickups loaded with "tourists" surround Mud Lardo shouting "let's go places".

[Moostache]

24. Small solace - he is from the neck up...

the rest is like vgoddamn Rasputin

[Blue Owl]

25. Latest YMCA dance turns into a 'Valse Triste"

a.k.a. “Dance with Death” — and spares humanity from ever having to witness such a tortured display of hideous gesticulations ever again….

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. Remember the last laugh is always the best laugh.

[malaise]

28. Perfect

although it should say Piggy is finally quiet 😀

[generalbetrayus]

27. He died years ago. He was replaced by the long-lost son of Adolf Hitler who underwent plastic surgery

to make him look like Donald Trump. Hence the love of dictators and the copy of Mein Kamp on his bedside table.