"Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes."

[mahatmakanejeeves]

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“I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
1:15 PM · Jun 3, 2026

“I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T17:15:43.500Z

[marble falls]

1. I can handle any of then, but Rob Scheider. There is something terribly wrong with that sack of biology.

[chouchou]

2. ...And..we've dug up the Three Stooges so our audience can admire them for 17 minutes.

Is it Halloween Mommie?

[Pompoy]

3. Naomi Wolf, man she is a conspiracy nut alright

I wasn't aware of her, so I looked her up. She was worried about a coming dictatorship in 2013 while Obama was President.
Everything was a US Government plot. The ISIS executions were staged by the US, the US sent military personnel to West Africa, not to help fight Ebola, but to carry it back home to justify a military takeover of the US.

[ColoringFool]

4. Parody.