Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Had a stroke while having a stroke?

Blood pressure crashed when his heart meds interacted with a megadose of viagra?

Coronary while treating loving an aide just like his own daughter?


Just fucking died already?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Went to the Great American State Fair

and went for a ride on the ferris wheel, but he was over the weight limit and the motor went wild, accelerating to a extremely high speed until he pod was ejected, flying off across Washington and crashing in to the reflecting pool where the algae ate him.

[Orrex]

2. Very elaborate!

I love it!

[Blue Owl]

19. That is a most amusing tableaux to visualize!

[Joinfortmill]

6. I can see it now!

[SheltieLover]

3. Stuck in the drain when plug was pulled on Reflecting Pool?

[Blue Owl]

18. And too weak to heft his fat ass free

[twodogsbarking]

4. Attacked by Smurfs upset that the cost of blue paint went up by 350%.

[Joinfortmill]

5. No, goddammit!

[Goonch]

7. ;-{) WAISTED ON WEIGHT LOSS DRUGS

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. Hold the vision

[surfered]

9. We share your dream..

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[twodogsbarking]

10. If he was dead the US would be sending more aid to Venezuela. So sad.

[niyad]

12. True.

[malaise]

11. No.but all of Venezuela is ready

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to celebrate that moment

[niyad]

13. True. I think most of the world is.

[malaise]

14. Correct

😀

[hlthe2b]

15. "I have a response for you, orange menace..."

"Everyone else, have a nice weekend!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Aw

So adorable

[jls4561]

16. Crushed by bridge collapse after he hired a "brilliant guy I know" to build a bridge between church and state.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143685529

Engineers confirmed that bearing the weight of swamp slime caused the collapse after viewing the photo of Paula White and others surrounding a dozing Donnie.

[Blue Owl]

17. Here's to... possibilities!

[Blumancru]

20. Noasitol and Adderall have a previously unknown interaction

He suddenly becomes compassionate and intelligent. He no longer seeks to hurt people just for the fun of it. He is able to have comprehensible speeches and begins acting in the best interests of the American people.

Aaaaah, who am I kidding? Probably he will aspirate a Big Mac or Mailorderia will poison him.