Hospital nurses are pretty sure Senator Mitch McConnell is brain dead.

[surfered]

They have yelled in his ear:

“There’s a black President trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy.”

And he didn’t respond.

[erronis]

1. He might have twitched in his body bag in the freezer.

Hard to tell his normal vitality from rigor mortis.

[surfered]

2. 😁

[BattleRow]

4. That turtle shell conceals many sins and indiscretions,

He's only a shell of his former self,no doubt.
But Omerta till the bitter end..

[lastlib]

6. I see what you did there!

"Only a SHELL of his former self....."

[BattleRow]

8. TY

[flashman13]

11. I have no doubt they have him on ice down in the morgue.

[chouchou]

3. That's definitely a keeper!

I love it..

[lastlib]

5. Clear sign!

I hope they save the American people some torture and hold a double funeral for Moscow Mitch and Leningrad Lindsey..

[niyad]

7. A trifecta would be so wonderful!

[lastlib]

9. yep

(I don't think we'll get it though.....)

[niyad]

12. One never knows!!!

[MyOwnPeace]

14. Hey!

There's always the Repug's answer to gun violence: THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!

[BattleRow]

10. The unholy Trinity..

[Gordcanuck]

13. Just say'in, but

it may now be a little easier to spill the beans on Mr. McConnell. I wouldn’t even give it two Scaramuchis.