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A Merry Door Buzzard Christmas to All (Original Post) Donkees 10 hrs ago OP
Lol! Polybius 10 hrs ago #1
Thank you for the link. TurboDem 9 hrs ago #2
All time classic. So much laughter mahina 8 hrs ago #3
Merry Door Buzzard Christmas to you, Donkees! littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #4
We get to celebrate the happy memories and DUers of Christmas Past Donkees 7 hrs ago #7
❤️ littlemissmartypants 6 hrs ago #10
Kudos to those DU'ers who evoke the great the Door Buzzard thread every Christmas Niagara 8 hrs ago #5
The Buzzard is New York street art, (might be on a trash transfer station) Donkees 6 hrs ago #8
Remembering pinboy3niner orangecrush 7 hrs ago #6
Yes. Alliepoo 6 hrs ago #9
... littlemissmartypants 6 hrs ago #11
hehe AllaN01Bear 6 hrs ago #12
I really like the buzzard painting. cksmithy 3 hrs ago #13
The Buzzard painting used to be available as prints ... Donkees 1 hr ago #14

Polybius

(21,394 posts)
1. Lol!
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 05:36 AM
10 hrs ago

For those that don't know:

Could my neighbors be in federal trouble?

My wife and I dealing with the two down stairs from our condo. Right inside the security door which is used for all 4 apatments there is a mat reading Merry Christmas. My Wife would have been fine with Season Greetings or Happy Holidays. My wife has left letters explaining her objections. But those have been rip down and the mat remains.

Today my wife received a package from amazon of stuff she ordered ON the package was written Merry Christmas and Christmas underline. We found the package on the steps to the condo. In order for the mailman to get in the buzzard needs rung or you need a key.

If one of these neighbors wrote this on my wife's package did they deface postal property? Can they be in trouble?/excerpt]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10027423760

TurboDem

(352 posts)
2. Thank you for the link.
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 05:58 AM
9 hrs ago

I re-read this every year just to lift my spirits. I literally laugh out loud every time I read it!

littlemissmartypants

(31,442 posts)
4. Merry Door Buzzard Christmas to you, Donkees!
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 07:43 AM
8 hrs ago

It wouldn't be Christmas without the Door Buzzard!!

Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa cheer cover most of us here but the Door Buzzard covers us all. 🌞🎁🎄❤️

Donkees

(33,363 posts)
7. We get to celebrate the happy memories and DUers of Christmas Past
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:43 AM
7 hrs ago

Merry Door Buzzard Christmas to you, littlemissmartypants

Niagara

(11,379 posts)
5. Kudos to those DU'ers who evoke the great the Door Buzzard thread every Christmas
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 07:45 AM
8 hrs ago

I wonder what happened to ol' Ebenezer Scrooge and his bah humbug wife.





https://www.democraticunderground.com/10027423760



I've placed "Christmas" in my DU word trash can due to thread creators sneaking in food threads. It has nothing to do with me despising Christmas or anything. I had to this for Thanksgiving as well.



And so here I am writing "Merry Christmas" with Christmas underlined on your Amazon packages after ringing the door buzzard!!


🎅🎄●'◡'● 🎁


P.S. I love the buzzard image, Donkees!

Donkees

(33,363 posts)
8. The Buzzard is New York street art, (might be on a trash transfer station)
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:49 AM
6 hrs ago

A Happy Door Buzzard Christmas to you, Niagara

cksmithy

(418 posts)
13. I really like the buzzard painting.
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 12:48 PM
3 hrs ago

I read the link to the original post and all the responses over the years. It is hilarious. I wasn't around in the beginning. This is the first I've heard of it. Very, very funny and interesting. And a Merry Door Buzzard Christmas to you too.

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