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Duncanpup

(15,549 posts)
Sun Dec 28, 2025, 01:48 PM 22 hrs ago

Dunc the golden chonk has paws of clay.

Twenty one my boy his lady friend was not allowed to squeak the squeak trout as her and chonk snuggled on sofa .
Dunc got a case of the ass and moved with his trout to the other end of the couch young lady you’re not squeak toy qualified.
And yet now chonk is laying next to her tight head on her lap why because she’s eating a cheeseburger.

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Dunc the golden chonk has paws of clay. (Original Post) Duncanpup 22 hrs ago OP
The way to a man's (or dog's) heart is through his stomach. sinkingfeeling 22 hrs ago #1
Dunc is obviously clear about his priorities! 🤣 ShazzieB 22 hrs ago #2
Lol SheltieLover 21 hrs ago #3
Dunc smelled burger. Duncanpup 21 hrs ago #5
A Chonk does not lend out his squeak trout to just ANYBODY willy-nilly Diamond_Dog 21 hrs ago #4
Dunc - "you can't have my trout, but I can have your burger" MIButterfly 20 hrs ago #6

Duncanpup

(15,549 posts)
5. Dunc smelled burger.
Sun Dec 28, 2025, 02:12 PM
21 hrs ago

And tossed squeak trout under the bus , it was left at the other end of the couch.

Diamond_Dog

(39,694 posts)
4. A Chonk does not lend out his squeak trout to just ANYBODY willy-nilly
Sun Dec 28, 2025, 02:10 PM
21 hrs ago

Squeak trout rights must be earned over time.

MIButterfly

(1,968 posts)
6. Dunc - "you can't have my trout, but I can have your burger"
Sun Dec 28, 2025, 03:17 PM
20 hrs ago

or is it "Let's let bygones be bygones. Share and share alike"?

Dunc, you gotta love him. And we do!

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