Duncs priorities.

[Dunc]

I said to Dunc come on let’s go outside so you can use the yard.
The golden lump didn’t move he just laid on the couch ignoring me.
About ten minutes later I went to heat up a slice of leftover pizza in air fryer.
And the golden shithead heard me and moved off the couch to come into the kitchen.
Since he was up i took the moment to inconvenience him and made him go outside in the rain to use the yard.

[Diamond_Dog]

1. Sounds typical

[Biophilic]

2. In the rain even? Poor Dunc.

It’s really embarrassing when your person out smarts you.

[Dunc]

3. And again.

I’ve tried to explain to Dunc he’s a water retriever Biophilic.