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Tourists urged to please stop fondling statue's breasts for photos 5 PoliticAverse Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 2700

Abusive, homophobic drunkard wants Jalapeno Mac and Cheese--fascinating display of assholishness. 6 MADem Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1976

British guy jailed for exposure claims his penis is too small to expose in public. 0 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1339

ISIS Have Opened Two Theme Parks For Young Children 1 n2doc Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1308

Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory 2 n2doc Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1612

Man in blue unitard burgalized a subway. (Not in that state) 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Oct 2015 1 2772

Florida woman calls 911 to report drug deal ripoff 0 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 4 1290

Woman texts wrong guy; three years later, they're married 2 UrbScotty Sep 2015 Sep 2015 4 1669

12th placed driver in F1 Championship passes his driving test 1 muriel_volestrangler Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1282

Police: Dog rescued after driving owner's pickup into lake 0 PoliticAverse Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1193

Brooklyn man calls deaf service over 4,000 times to masturbate 0 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1305

Man (no, not Florida) shoots self in scrotum while high on meth. 0 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1312

(Guess) Monkey runs amok. 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1518

Driver uses lighter to try to kill spider, burns gas pump (NOT Florida) 2 UrbScotty Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1509

This message was self-deleted by its author 0 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1110

Man shoots self in penis, lies to police 4 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 4 1546

Florida Cops Arrest Woman, 20, Wanted on Warrant for Riding Sea Turtle 2 PoliticAverse Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1418

Kansas man steals combine, sparks slow-speed chase 1 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1402

San Francisco Bartender Orders Dominos', Gets $1300 In Cash Instead 0 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1557

This message was self-deleted by its author 0 Tony_FLADEM Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1189

Woman tries to escape moving car due to spider; causes crash 6 UrbScotty Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 2000

MAN SURVIVES AFTER PANE OF GLASS FALLS ON HIM 3 jakeXT Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1497

Dumb Criminals: Robbers post pictures of their ill gotten wads of cash on Facebook. 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1548

Man falsely claims to be illegal immigrant to try to get sent back to Iran from Manchester 0 muriel_volestrangler Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1290

Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon. 4 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 5 1740

Really Dumb Criminals: Would Be Bank Robber Attempts To Deposit Cash Into Own Account 0 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1625

U.K.: Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex 5 LiberalElite Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1801

Drunken Woman Arrested For Public Sex: 'I Was In The Mood' 4 left-of-center2012 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1889

Joker letting cat chase gun laser sight accidentally shoots roommate 4 n2doc Sep 2015 Sep 2015 3 1674

(You know what state) man accidently texts police officer looking for drugs. 0 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1363

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Splendor outside the supermarket: couple caught for public sex 3 shenmue Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1722

Argument over Doritos leads to man getting arrested. (I think you know where) 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1636

Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Arrested For Masturbating At A Burger King 1 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1546

New largest penis? 19 inches compared to the 13 inch one of the man 6 Maraya1969 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 5957

NYC sought to fire man for missing work -- but he'd died 2 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 1 1550

‘Fire selfies’ after a jealous rage lead to Maryland man’s arrest 2 FSogol Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1681

Man with almost-perfect poop donates it to help patients with C-diff infection 4 Dr. Strange Aug 2015 Sep 2015 2 1669

Man has 6.5 inch penis tattoo removed from thigh in a bid to win back wife (No, not from that state) 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 3 1568

Idaho replaces sign at mile marker 420, because stoners 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1900

Teacher Was Late To School 111 Times Because Of Breakfast 6 left-of-center2012 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1919

Idiot busted after his dog tested positive for meth. 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1459

5 painful times male genitalia made the news 5 TexasTowelie Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 2037

Man in bear costume harasses bears in Alaska 3 PoliticAverse Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1664

Dumb Criminals: Minnesota Shoplifter Took $300 In Goods From Mall, Arrived In, and Left In Limo 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1706

Dumb Criminals: Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag 7 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1777

Dumb criminals: Jailed Jerry Springer fan faces assault charges. You know which state. 4 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1579

From the Vault of the Museum of Sex - Macura's Pulsocon (NSFW) 0 LiberalElite Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1424

Dumb Criminals: Woman Tried To Sneak Weed Into Jail In Bible 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1732

This man has been trying to live life as a goat 1 Recursion Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1428

NY Executive sues boss who 'kept her as sex slave' for 7 years 0 rocktivity Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1726

News anchor walks off set rather than do another Kardashian story 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1703

Dumb Criminals: Chicago Man Steals Vibrator, Signs Release Name As "Obama Is A Criminal" 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1751

New England Braces For a Wet and Penetrating Storm 0 TexasTowelie Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1183

Teen gets senior pictures taken at Taco Bell 0 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1471

Drunk student wakes up to find he emailed professor to tell him he loves him, 'sorry that u r bald', 0 bananas Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1765

Taiwan: everybody loves damaged mailboxes 1 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1399

Dumb Criminals: Dude who hates the President busted for vibrator theft 2 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1605

Ice cream and a kiwi that has laser beam eyes: New Zealand looks for a new flag 0 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1571

Norway Golf Course Baffled By Phantom Pooper For Over 10 Years 3 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1665

Mothers Against Drunk Driving chapter president arrested for... well, just guess. 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1670

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Possible meth lab found in Iowa Taco Bell. 5 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1609

Florida (of course) unlicensed suregon destroys man's penis. 3 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1893

Man misses girl so much he pleasures himself on the beach. I think you can guess where. 0 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1571

Dumb Criminals: Guy Attempts To Break Into Santa Ana Zoo Claiming He's Tarzan 0 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1362

I'll have the Walter White Special, Please" 3 n2doc Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1574

Juneau police say alcohol played a part in Capitol flag theft 0 Panich52 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1191

Poland: badger found drunk on beach 1 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1444

Really Dumb Criminals: Guy Impersonating Police Officer Pulls Over Real Police Officer 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1885

Man tried to steal unmarked cop car. You know where. 0 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1350

Airline thought Scottish girl was too white to fly 3 muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1859

Using an app to ID mushrooms is a bad idea. 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1585

US fugitive Jason Stange caught after starring in horror film 0 muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1427

England: owl receives library card 1 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1589

There’s no problem if Party Bear is roaming the Massachusetts woods.. 3 Little Star Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1719

Man arrested for exposing himself in Oregon Walmart 0 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1343

Swarm of mayflies force Iowa bridge closed 4 Little Star Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1605

"Sometimes glass is just glass and it just breaks" 3 PoliticAverse Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 2056

Colorado: sheriff's deputy questions baby owl 2 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 4 1742

Dumb Florida Criminals: Woman tweets looking for weed, deputies respond 3 UrbScotty Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1824

Suspect Collared For Ramen Noodle Robbery 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 4 1364

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