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usonian

(26,780 posts)
15. NO, a Trump postage stamp instead.
Fri Jun 5, 2026, 10:24 AM
10 hrs ago

• It's worth less than face value
• Letters get lost on the way to their destination.
• Addresses must be in ALL CAPS
• The stamps are labeled: "I delivered this letter. Joe Biden stole it"
• Letters (yes, we read them) containing "Epstein" are destroyed.

and finally
• To get any use from it, you have to lick its backside.

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Comatose currency EYESORE 9001 13 hrs ago #1
:-{) PENNY Goonch 13 hrs ago #2
Should read "IN TRUMP WE CAN'T TRUST" KS Toronado 12 hrs ago #6
Big improvement my friend! KS Toronado 12 hrs ago #8
A Weak Man Mr.Bee 11 hrs ago #11
Someone referenced that yesterday, and said it was perfect, because... Miles Archer 11 hrs ago #12
A thought Yonnie3 13 hrs ago #3
It would be fun to try and throw pennies in his open mouff. twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #4
Love it. Ray Bruns 12 hrs ago #5
Nailed it!!! niyad 12 hrs ago #7
To be printed as actual US currency Dave Id 11 hrs ago #9
If He Didn't Want To Be Associated Mr.Bee 11 hrs ago #10
Ha, nice! Scott Alan Swaggerty 11 hrs ago #13
Ha, ha, ha! PatSeg 11 hrs ago #14
NO, a Trump postage stamp instead. usonian 10 hrs ago #15
Thanks for the laugh today vapor2 3 hrs ago #16
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