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Orrex

(67,617 posts) Thu Jul 9, 2026, 06:37 AM 22 hrs ago

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Assassinated by Samurai Jaissaries from the Islamic Republic of Japan?

Collapsed and died after too much Turkey?

Expired while passing gas?

Just fucking died at long last, to the joy of billions?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 22 hrs ago OP

Buried in an avalanche of faux gold baubles and ornaments? WestMichRad 22 hrs ago #1

The Iran conflict is going so well for MAGA that they got Japan to convert to Islam IronLionZion 22 hrs ago #2

Sadly not... Satan is not done with him yet and probably doesn't want him in hell either LymphocyteLover 22 hrs ago #3

Yes, he is dead. Almost. Aussie105 22 hrs ago #4

No but malaise 21 hrs ago #5

I've been delighted to see his kkkultists... Orrex 21 hrs ago #8

Hopefully, that will make him stroke out Grim Chieftain 19 hrs ago #22

Congrats Malaise, I see you hit the 300,000 milestone KS Toronado 16 hrs ago #33

Meh! malaise 16 hrs ago #37

Possibly, it's difficult to tell some days. Joinfortmill 21 hrs ago #6

;-{) FLATUS IGNITION Goonch 21 hrs ago #7

This makes me laugh 😅 MustLoveBeagles 18 hrs ago #25

Not yet that I know of, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur. SheltieLover 21 hrs ago #9

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 20 hrs ago #10

If he continues to hang on your bubbly will be worth a fortune. Dave Bowman 20 hrs ago #12

That is a truly depressing thought. However, I do rotate the bottle, niyad 20 hrs ago #17

Soon... SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #20

He died from a colonoscopy administered on the wrong end. Dave Bowman 20 hrs ago #11

Wrap him in a tarp and toss him in the dumpster. twodogsbarking 20 hrs ago #13

Dozed off like a beached whale on the shores of Mag a Lardo Blue Owl 20 hrs ago #14

Titleist? twodogsbarking 20 hrs ago #16

We need a marine biologist! Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #30

Any minute now, the reflecting pool is working it's magic. KS Toronado 20 hrs ago #15

"Uggh.. All the media here demanding to know when we snow monkeys adopted Islam... hlthe2b 20 hrs ago #18

Aw cute MustLoveBeagles 18 hrs ago #26

Beaten to death by a marching band Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 20 hrs ago #19

LOL Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #31

Unfortunate that there's need to clarify these day durablend 19 hrs ago #21

Oh, come on Grim Reaper! Grim Chieftain 18 hrs ago #23

Shorter of breath BWdem4life 18 hrs ago #24

Because he is brilliant at everything, Ocelot II 18 hrs ago #27

trump and McConnell are in a race LetMyPeopleVote 17 hrs ago #28

The Tortoise and the Hairplug Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #32

My money's on the bunny wabbit to win! KS Toronado 16 hrs ago #34

The finish line is death LetMyPeopleVote 16 hrs ago #36

Choked to death when E. Jean Carroll agrees to not collect her $5 million compensation WestMichRad 17 hrs ago #29

You win! This is a very creative solution to several problems at once FakeNoose 16 hrs ago #35

By a distance malaise 15 hrs ago #38

Wow Malaise! 300K posts! You're my hero FakeNoose 15 hrs ago #39