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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

Aussie105

(8,418 posts)
4. Yes, he is dead. Almost.
Thu Jul 9, 2026, 07:26 AM
17 hrs ago

The brain died a while ago, but the rest of him hasn't gotten that message yet.

The logic and memory centres are always the first to go, then speech and mobility centres shut down.
Then finally, the most basic functions of breathing and heartbeat collapse.
It's a slow process, but irreversible.

Only obstinate arrogance keeps him going at the moment.
But he will flame out, guaranteed.

Patience required!

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6 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 18 hrs ago OP
Buried in an avalanche of faux gold baubles and ornaments? WestMichRad 18 hrs ago #1
The Iran conflict is going so well for MAGA that they got Japan to convert to Islam IronLionZion 17 hrs ago #2
Sadly not... Satan is not done with him yet and probably doesn't want him in hell either LymphocyteLover 17 hrs ago #3
Yes, he is dead. Almost. Aussie105 17 hrs ago #4
No but malaise 17 hrs ago #5
I've been delighted to see his kkkultists... Orrex 17 hrs ago #8
Hopefully, that will make him stroke out Grim Chieftain 14 hrs ago #22
Congrats Malaise, I see you hit the 300,000 milestone KS Toronado 12 hrs ago #33
Meh! malaise 11 hrs ago #37
Possibly, it's difficult to tell some days. Joinfortmill 17 hrs ago #6
;-{) FLATUS IGNITION Goonch 17 hrs ago #7
This makes me laugh 😅 MustLoveBeagles 13 hrs ago #25
Not yet that I know of, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur. SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #9
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 16 hrs ago #10
If he continues to hang on your bubbly will be worth a fortune. Dave Bowman 16 hrs ago #12
That is a truly depressing thought. However, I do rotate the bottle, niyad 16 hrs ago #17
Soon... SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #20
He died from a colonoscopy administered on the wrong end. Dave Bowman 16 hrs ago #11
Wrap him in a tarp and toss him in the dumpster. twodogsbarking 16 hrs ago #13
Dozed off like a beached whale on the shores of Mag a Lardo Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #14
Titleist? twodogsbarking 16 hrs ago #16
We need a marine biologist! Blue Owl 12 hrs ago #30
Any minute now, the reflecting pool is working it's magic. KS Toronado 16 hrs ago #15
"Uggh.. All the media here demanding to know when we snow monkeys adopted Islam... hlthe2b 16 hrs ago #18
Aw cute MustLoveBeagles 13 hrs ago #26
Beaten to death by a marching band Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 15 hrs ago #19
LOL Blue Owl 12 hrs ago #31
Unfortunate that there's need to clarify these day durablend 14 hrs ago #21
Oh, come on Grim Reaper! Grim Chieftain 14 hrs ago #23
Shorter of breath BWdem4life 13 hrs ago #24
Because he is brilliant at everything, Ocelot II 13 hrs ago #27
trump and McConnell are in a race LetMyPeopleVote 13 hrs ago #28
The Tortoise and the Hairplug Blue Owl 12 hrs ago #32
My money's on the bunny wabbit to win! KS Toronado 12 hrs ago #34
The finish line is death LetMyPeopleVote 11 hrs ago #36
Choked to death when E. Jean Carroll agrees to not collect her $5 million compensation WestMichRad 13 hrs ago #29
You win! This is a very creative solution to several problems at once FakeNoose 11 hrs ago #35
By a distance malaise 11 hrs ago #38
Wow Malaise! 300K posts! You're my hero FakeNoose 11 hrs ago #39
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